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Graham Charlton
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27 August 2025
Every founder has a story, but too often, those stories sound the same.
We’ve all heard the clichés about the startup that began in a garage, the friends who built something over pizza and late nights, or the lone genius who quit a safe job to follow their passion.
These stories might have been inspiring once, but now they’re overplayed.
For founders, the risk of leaning on clichés is about credibility. Investors, customers, and potential hires can spot recycled tropes a mile off. And in a crowded market, your story is one of the few things competitors can’t copy.
In this article, we’ll explore the most overused startup storytelling tropes, why they don’t work anymore, and how you can replace them with authentic narratives that actually resonate.
Your origin story isn’t just background colour. It’s a strategic tool. A strong story can:
Make your brand memorable in a saturated market.
Build trust with investors and customers who want to know the why behind the business.
Attract talented people who connect with your mission.
Weak storytelling creates the opposite effect. A generic garage tale or rags-to-riches arc makes you forgettable, or worse, unbelievable.
As author Bernadette Jiwa notes, “We don’t buy products, we buy the story they tell”.
Your origin story is an asset, so treat it with the same creativity and rigour as your product.
Here are the clichés that no longer cut it, and what makes them problematic.
The Apple and HP garage stories have been retold so many times they’ve become shorthand for authenticity.
Unless you’re literally running servers next to the lawnmower, it’s just not relevant. Most startups today begin in co-working spaces, online forums, or spare bedrooms.
The problem: It signals that startups want to sound like Apple rather than emphasise that they’re building something new.
Better alternative: Talk about the real environment you built in even if it’s messy or unglamorous.
‘We sketched our first prototype at the kitchen table with two toddlers running around’ is more relatable (and more believable) than a borrowed Silicon Valley myth.
The living on pizza and energy drinks narrative is meant to show grit, but it now signals a toxic view of work and often alienates the very talent you’re trying to attract.
The problem: It glorifies burnout and excludes people who can’t (or won’t) work 100-hour weeks.
Better alternative: Show the discipline and resourcefulness that got you through the early days.
Investors and customers care more about your ability to prioritise and adapt than how little you slept.
We love the myth of the visionary who quit their job and built it all alone.
The trouble is, that’s almost never true. Most successful startups are team efforts from day one.
The problem: It sidelines co-founders, early employees, and supporters and it makes you look naive about what scaling really takes.
Better alternative: Tell the team story. Who were the crucial early hires? Who believed in you before the traction came?
“A startup is not a smaller version of a big company, it’s a temporary organisation in search of a repeatable business model” - Steve Blank
Temporary organisations need teams, not lone heroes.
Passion is too broad to be a differentiator. Everyone’s passionate about something.
Investors don’t just want to hear that you cared, they want to know what specific problem you saw and why it mattered enough to solve.
The problem: Passion is too generic to cut through.
Better alternative: Anchor your story in the pain point. ‘we saw X problem, and existing solutions were failing because of Y.’ That specificity shows insight and credibility.
If you want to replace clichés with narratives that resonate, here’s a framework to follow:
Start with the problem. What gap or frustration did you see that others missed?
Show the human context. Who was struggling, and why did it matter to you personally?
Explain your unique response. What did you try that others didn’t? How did your background, skills, or network shape your approach?
Highlight the turning points. Was there a moment when you knew the idea could scale? Share those inflection points.
Connect to the mission. Where are you heading now, and why should others want to join the journey?
This doesn’t have to be a polished Hollywood script. Authenticity beats polish every time.
Not every founder story falls into cliché. The startups that stand out are the ones that lean into honesty, uniqueness, and mission.
The strongest stories are about clarity, credibility, and mission. They show that you just need a story that only you could tell.
Instead of pretending to be a Silicon Valley hustle story, Basecamp built its brand on remote-first, sustainable growth, and outspoken critiques of startup clichés.
Their story is distinctive because it’s contrarian and true.
The BrewDog origin narrative focused on two friends brewing beer in a garage in Scotland.
However, they tied it to a mission of breaking bland corporate beer culture. It was the mission that mattered rather than the garage.
This story centres on solving a specific problem (banking that actually works on mobile) and building transparency into the product from day one.
No garages or late-night pizza. Just a clear mission.
For more genuine and insightful startup stories, see our FounderMetrics interview series.
The garage to greatness myth has had its run. Today, investors and teams want grounded, credible stories that reflect reality and vision.
Retire the pizza boxes, skip the lone genius myth, and tell the story only you can tell. Talk about the problem you saw, the people who shaped the journey, and the mission you’re all building together.
If you want your story to be more than words, consider embedding ownership in your company’s DNA. Vestd makes it simple to share equity and turn your team into co-owners of the mission.
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